The Top 5 Things You Will Forget to do This Morning

1. You will forget that you promised yourself you'd do real work this morning before checking your dozens of inboxes.
2. You will forget that thing that you needed to do... you know... the one... with the thing. For the colleague with the other thing. Remember? Ah, dagnabbit.
3. (I'm hoping) you'll forget to unsubscribe or unfollow moi.
4. You will forget to stop being sucked in by posts that start "Top [number] somethings." It's clichéd link-bait.
5. You will forget the fifth thing.